2 incredibly bad Haikus* for your Sunday morning.

Here you go everybody. I have found and now present to you definitive proof (twice!) that, while we may have the souls of Poets, we may not have the chops of Poets:

1:
cats and dogs love blind
yet we blind ourselves to love
oh, to be a cat

2:
this is my boring
life is but an illusion
show to fool us all

You will note that I did not use my traditional phrase of “enjoy!” in this post. Go read some real poetry to clear your mental palate. This is why I write Prose, not Poetry.

*Yes, these are done in the simple 5-7-5 construction. They are not “traditional” haikus in terms of season, etc.

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